May 2013
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carstairsangel:
When not all the books in the series are the same height.
When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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April 2013
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Can we talk about how not okay it is that everyone just blew off that females can be sex offenders on Glee’s “Lights Out” episode? Just because an older girl is a stereotypical teen boy fantasy, does NOT make it okay to have it actually happen in a “oh, hey, surprise, I’m gonna fondle you now”, non-consensual way. The worst part is that the only adult in the...
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Anonymous asked: you told the anon they were making a generalization by calling you out on your own sterotyping gender role-based generalization. huh
Anonymous asked: "Guys are already prone to being immature asshats" Wow you're a sexist piece of trash aren't you.
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Things you should know about sex →
politicaleeincorrect:
alpacayothings:
socratesale:
llorrny:
sleeping:
prayerss:
You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about
WhAT
These are some awesome shit
I’m surprised people don’t know any of these. Sex-ed should be sufficient in this country. smh.
Well excuse us for not knowing about these. The only time we go to our beds is when we sleep
The best part about...
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Drinks and Dogs
So, last night was my first trip to a bar, ever. I know it’s been almost a year since I have been legally able to go to a bar, but I hardly ever go out, and I am NOT a fan of drinking outside my house. I want to be able to go to sleep whenever I feel like it, and I refuse to drive if I’ve had, like, anything to drink (yay for being a lightweight!) so I have this fear of being...
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mybffjlawrence:
people who haven’t read the books are gonna think it’s an entirely different movie when they go to see it cause they aren’t even gonna know about the 75th games they’re gonna think it’s all about a rebellion YOU’RE IN FOR A SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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It's Very Bizarre...
Having a stranger in your home, listening to you watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and rifling through your shit.
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March 2013
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rocketfists:
consultingwriter:
consultingwriter:
Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture drawn based on their URL.
Edit: I forgot a deadline.
Reblog by Sunday March 3rd at midnight.
EDIT: That means tonight. At midnight. When it /becomes/ Sunday. Not tomorrow, tonight. Clarifying because I worded that strangely.
I’ve never seen anything come from one of these, prove me...
February 2013
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Interviewer: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
Jesse Eisenberg: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website, JesseEisenbergGotToFakeKissFamousWomen.org.
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I had a dream last night that Darren Criss and I were somehow really good friends before he got super famous so people didn’t know, and then one day he calls me up and is like “Dani, let’s go to Disneyland together!” So we go to Disneyland and there’s a hostile fan who was super rude about getting tons of pictures with him, so I like stepped in and was like...
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lady-johnlock:
A 21 year old ASU student killed herself on campus today.
I don’t know who she is, but she’s in my thoughts.
Hooooooly shit, memories just flooded back.
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cheshireelims replied to your post: cheshireelims replied to your post: I just really…
Nothing wrong with other elks ;) We just need to find Jeremiah to lead the way
Who is Jeremiah??
lavastormsw:
vriksaserket:
lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple
It’s guy love between two guys.
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cheshireelims replied to your post: I just really want nice hunting camouflage fabric…
I will be on the lookout for you! We must find you proper clothing for the hunt :P (But I will keep an eye out)
Hahaha, I need proper camo for my elk hunt ;)
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janersm:
sexting-inchurch:
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arigoato:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
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lebearpolar:
Fantine’s Death — Anne Hathaway...